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'''Humans''' are a species in the Vast Galaxy. They are the founding species of the [[ | '''Humans''' are a species in the Vast Galaxy. They are the founding species of the [[Peacekeepers of the Vast/Solaran Union]] and are heavily represented in the [[Peacekeepers of the Vast/Interstellar League Expeditionary Service]]. | ||
==Physiology== | ==Physiology== | ||
Humans are bipedal mammalians, with (usually) minimally prehensile appendages on their lower limbs and incredibly dexterous appendages on their upper limbs. They are largely hairless, with an intense concentration on the head, and smaller concentrations around endocrine expression areas. Due to in-species variations, their skin is observed in a variety of pigments, body hair coverage varies widely, and humans are seen in sizes ranging from smaller than most [[ | Humans are bipedal mammalians, with (usually) minimally prehensile appendages on their lower limbs and incredibly dexterous appendages on their upper limbs. They are largely hairless, with an intense concentration on the head, and smaller concentrations around endocrine expression areas. Due to in-species variations, their skin is observed in a variety of pigments, body hair coverage varies widely, and humans are seen in sizes ranging from smaller than most [[Peacekeepers of the Vast/Zeta Reticulans]] to larger than [[Peacekeepers of the Vast/Trilinthians]]. | ||
==Known Facts== | ==Known Facts== | ||
Humans are a terrifying and fascinating species. The rest of the Vast Galaxy ranges from "a little unsettled" to "deeply troubled" by some Human behaviors, while other behaviors are almost universally seen as more adorable than the cutest [[ | Humans are a terrifying and fascinating species. The rest of the Vast Galaxy ranges from "a little unsettled" to "deeply troubled" by some Human behaviors, while other behaviors are almost universally seen as more adorable than the cutest [[Peacekeepers of the Vast/Bïdoofs]]. | ||
Such strange behaviors include, but are not limited to: | Such strange behaviors include, but are not limited to: | ||
* Humans routinely do things deleterious to their health ''recreationally'': | * Humans routinely do things deleterious to their health ''recreationally'': | ||
** Humans inflict pain upon their eating and tasting organs with mildly poisonous fruits indigenous to [[ | ** Humans inflict pain upon their eating and tasting organs with mildly poisonous fruits indigenous to [[Peacekeepers of the Vast/Earth]] ''willingly''. | ||
** Humans regularly consume mildly toxic quantities of ethyl alcohol, resulting in varying physical impairments, sleep, and in some extreme cases, death and coma; the responsible consumption of this poison is generally seen as a fun way to spend a Friday night. | ** Humans regularly consume mildly toxic quantities of ethyl alcohol, resulting in varying physical impairments, sleep, and in some extreme cases, death and coma; the responsible consumption of this poison is generally seen as a fun way to spend a Friday night. | ||
** "Skydiving" is an old human habit of engaging in freefall through the atmosphere, only wearing a double-redundant parachute to slow descent. | ** "Skydiving" is an old human habit of engaging in freefall through the atmosphere, only wearing a double-redundant parachute to slow descent. | ||
* Humans will pack-bond with nearly anything, from [[ | * Humans will pack-bond with nearly anything, from [[Peacekeepers of the Vast/Bïdoofs]] to starships to [[Peacekeepers of the Vast/Tinbots|tinbots]]. | ||
* Humans will engage in affectionate nicknaming of nearly everything in sight, which as led to much confusion. | * Humans will engage in affectionate nicknaming of nearly everything in sight, which as led to much confusion. | ||
* Their planet's name translates to "Dirt" | * Their planet's name translates to "Dirt" | ||
** The polar regions are named "Bearlandia" and "Nobearlandia" | ** The polar regions are named "Bearlandia" and "Nobearlandia" | ||
[[Peacekeepers of the Vast | [[Category:Peacekeepers of the Vast-Species]] | ||
Latest revision as of 22:43, 12 December 2023
Humans are a species in the Vast Galaxy. They are the founding species of the Peacekeepers of the Vast/Solaran Union and are heavily represented in the Peacekeepers of the Vast/Interstellar League Expeditionary Service.
Physiology
Humans are bipedal mammalians, with (usually) minimally prehensile appendages on their lower limbs and incredibly dexterous appendages on their upper limbs. They are largely hairless, with an intense concentration on the head, and smaller concentrations around endocrine expression areas. Due to in-species variations, their skin is observed in a variety of pigments, body hair coverage varies widely, and humans are seen in sizes ranging from smaller than most Peacekeepers of the Vast/Zeta Reticulans to larger than Peacekeepers of the Vast/Trilinthians.
Known Facts
Humans are a terrifying and fascinating species. The rest of the Vast Galaxy ranges from "a little unsettled" to "deeply troubled" by some Human behaviors, while other behaviors are almost universally seen as more adorable than the cutest Peacekeepers of the Vast/Bïdoofs.
Such strange behaviors include, but are not limited to:
- Humans routinely do things deleterious to their health recreationally:
- Humans inflict pain upon their eating and tasting organs with mildly poisonous fruits indigenous to Peacekeepers of the Vast/Earth willingly.
- Humans regularly consume mildly toxic quantities of ethyl alcohol, resulting in varying physical impairments, sleep, and in some extreme cases, death and coma; the responsible consumption of this poison is generally seen as a fun way to spend a Friday night.
- "Skydiving" is an old human habit of engaging in freefall through the atmosphere, only wearing a double-redundant parachute to slow descent.
- Humans will pack-bond with nearly anything, from Peacekeepers of the Vast/Bïdoofs to starships to tinbots.
- Humans will engage in affectionate nicknaming of nearly everything in sight, which as led to much confusion.
- Their planet's name translates to "Dirt"
- The polar regions are named "Bearlandia" and "Nobearlandia"